WICKED COPY
Good copywriting is like a Datsun - It barely gets noticed
Wicked Copywriting Kidnaps Customers   & Holds Them Hostage Until 
The Ransom Is Paid...
Which Would You Rather Stake Your Business On?
Cut Through The Noise With Hypnotically Timed Messages  Boldly Different From Anything They Ever Read Leaving Them No Choice But To Convert
Even If They're Behind On Their Car Payments-
Discover why your offer doesn’t convert & how to fix it...free
Hi, this is Noah and I have a curve ball to pitch you. But before I throw it out take a minute and answer these not so silly questions:

  • Have you noticed it's tougher than Asian Arithmetic to capture the attention of visitors long enough to swipe their credit card and make room for the next flunky in your funnel?
  • Are you thoroughly disturbed by how difficult it’s become to convert even the most hyperactive buyer on your customer list?
  • Do you think your product or service has fallen out of favor with your market because making a sale has become so incredibly hard it's almost stupid.
  • Do you reminisce about the days when you made wheelbarrows full of cash on your front end offer and now your lucky if you get their email?
  • Do you want to strangle the next moron who claims to have copywriting abilities knowing they couldn’t sell KY to a flame on Fire Island in the middle of pride week? (I know you read that twice)
  • Do you try to sell stuff with copy that starts with “ How I earned 116,328 blah blah blah - and you’re wondering why your offer doesn’t convert?
  • Have you considered coming out of pocket 25K ++ to hire a “Top Copywriter” because you heard they’re the best? (Don’t drink the cool-aid it will break you before it kills you)

If you answered yes to any of these questions (especially the last) then take 5 minutes and read this important message...

 Great Marketing Messages Delivered Timely With Powerful [Hulk Like] Copy Grips The Audience - Handcuffs Them To Your Offer - Making Distractions Impossible..
Anything less isn't great - probably second rate.
Having made it this far, you know times have changed for online marketing. The days of whipping up an offer with a couple of upsells and making money on your front end has become virtually impossible.

You’re lucky if you break even - and you know it!

Yeah, the top guys are still raking in the cash but they’re the exception.

Online visitors are too distracted - inundated inboxes overflowing with email offers from Nigerian bank transfers and Viagra to even consider what you’re peddling.

If you don't seriously consider reorganizing your game, your days are numbered.
Unless…

Before I get into what I’m peddling, let me get back to that curve ball.
If I could offer you one small solution which would lead to BIG returns that are easily measurable free, would you take it?

Before you answer, let me tell you a quick story.

The day in question, I was I hired by a well known marketer to assess why his offer wasn’t converting.

He had just coughed up $25,000 for a video sales letter and some of the best copy I had ever read. (I could barely contain my laughter)

He assured me that if I could re engineer his sales letter and make his offer convert he would pay me $5000 plus a residual which could add up to another 100k.
I had a problem…

Here was a well produced VSL supported by masterfully written and engaging copy which in my opinion should have financed his next Bentley.. (No, not that guy)

But it flopped and at first glance, I had no idea why.

Me and my partner Paul at Wicked Copy are often hired as fixers (not the kind that cleans up crime scenes or disposes bodies).

Marketers spend 10’s of thousands of dollars to produce brilliant well thought out copy that ends up tanking, and they come to us to fix it.

Before I tell you how I systematically dissected a superbly written but disastrously converting VSL and turned it into a Work of Art that turned on the money spigot and converted ice cold traffic, there’s one thing you should know.

Brilliantly Timed Copywriting Freaks The Audience Into Believing You Put Hidden Cameras In Their House Or You’ve Been Thumbing Through Their Diary - Anything Else Sucks !

I was never a great pitcher and I can’t throw a curveball, but what I do know is timing is everything.

Clients pay us thousands of dollars to identify and eliminate timing flaws which result in millions of dollars in lost revenue everyday.

And if your timing is off you won’t acquire customers close sales or even get a date, that’s for certain. (Unless you pay for it)

So what we’ve decided to offer is one customized timing review of any copywriting project in your arsenal….FREE

Here’s what you’ll get.

  • A complete analysis of any long form letter, VSL or marketing funnel to identify the flaw in timing or copy structure in order to eliminate any sticking points (a sticking point is the place where your visitors gets stuck in your funnel, duh).
  • A review of your upsell page and order bump to ensure the highest cart value possible.
  • A FREE rewrite of either the BIG idea, the lead, offer, or guarantee or anything that screams of neglect.
  • An easy to implement action plan that will double or even triple your conversions. (yea, double or triple)
We’re running this as a test to see how many new clients we can scoop up in the process. (Obviously)

There’s no catch, we just want to resurrect any marketing message that may have croaked on you, and I'm sure you have at least one.  
In the process, you’ll learn about us, and how we create perfectly timed messages written with a hypnotic storytelling formula which harnesses emotion to get the job done.

 
So if you want to learn how I dissected that poorly converting VSL and turned it into an automated cash machine then Click The Button and enter your information and we’ll be happy to show you...Free

Before I go, remember this.
If you wouldn’t let any idiot date your daughter then why let 
just anyone write copy for your baby.  
DON'T JUST TAKE MY WORD FOR IT
Here's What My Clients Are Saying
"Paul & Noah produce unique and spellbinding copy that will lure your audience into a heart pounding tale that leaves them with no other option but to become your customer ."
Best Seller Author & The Secret Contributor
Dr. Joe Vitale
"The nuts at Wicked Copy totally transformed my offer into a beast.  I had the highest CPA's then I've had in a very long time. I would never let anyone else write copy for me again ever."
Celebrity Hypnotist & Internet Marketer
Dr. Steve Jones
"These guys write really sick copy."
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Mike Buontempo
Stop dealing with amateurs and create memorable copy that compels your audience to act on your offer
HERE'S HOW IT WORKS
Get Started In Just 3 Simple Steps
Step 1
Click The Link (The Big Yellow Button) It's right there waiting for you to click it..
Step 2
Enter in ALL your information so we can contact you to submit your Job
Step 3
Submit your project and within 3-7 days we'll send it back to you with a report FREE
SO WHO IS NOAH?
And How Can This Wicked Clown Help You?
I am a professional storyteller with the ability to conjure up unique tales from alternate dimensions driving customers raving mad so much so they'll lose all sense of reality and be compelled to purchase your offer - even if they have to sell their children to get it
  •  Created wildly fierce stories that captivated audiences: across multiple industries around the world
  •  Personally authored mind boggling sales copy: that forced millions of startled buyers into pressing add to cart until their fingers went numb
  •  Writes one of a kind - impossible to forget copy: That even ice cold traffic can't resist
SO WHO IS PAUL?
And Why Am I The Right Person To Help You?
I am a professional copywriter in the influence and persuasion market.  I own the Influence Academy with over 50 best selling programs.  
  •  Built Hundreds of Successful Funnels For Over A Decade
  •  Serial Product Creator With Over 50 Influence & Persuasion Programs: Sold over 60,000 copies 
  •  Professional Consultant & Speaker
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